A Blonde Joke

Go ahead, admit it—you really do love blonde jokes! We have absolutely nothing against blondes (actually, several of us are, or were, blondes). But this was just too funny not to share.

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 5 Baptist."